> “I’ll blow your mind away.” Tabloid invents new Burger King advertisement slogan

Difference between typo and digging shat?

It is so obviously wrong, that the Chinese translation is wrong too. How do you even typo a Chinese “IT” into “I” ?

> 78yo elderly man dies during sex with a transvestite

KUANTAN: A 78-year-old businessman died of a heart attack while allegedly in the midst of foreplay with a transvestite on Sunday.

Harun Mohd Salleh of Kubang Buaya here, was in the 31-year-old transvestite’s room in Jalan Sultan Ismail about 5.40pm when he died.

The transvestite claimed Harun was caressing him when he had the heart attack.

Deputy district police chief Superintendent Zulkifli Taha said police had classified the case as sudden death.

> Sex sold at food court

FOREIGN women have been using food courts in Jalan Gelang, off Jalan Loke Yew, in Kuala Lumpur to solicit for sex.

A Sin Chew Daily special investigative team discovered that the women also walk the streets to look for potential customers.

The women bring their customers to nearby flats to have sex.

Each “session” costs customers between RM100 and RM150, regardless of the woman’s age, the daily reported.

According to a resident at the flat, the women begin their “business” from noon to 6am every day.

Most of the women seen during the day were middle-aged while the young ones appeared at night.

The resident alleged that a group of men, believed to be plainclothes policemen, would raid the streets several times a month and round up the foreigners.

“But the women always return after a few days,” he said.

> MSDF seaman arrested for rape, theft after breaking into Hyogo brothel

KOBE — A Maritime Self Defense Force Leading Seaman was arrested for rape, assault, trespassing and theft on Monday 22 June 2009, accused of forcing his way into an adult entertainment business establishment in Kobe City on Sunday morning, raping two women in the store and running away wearing a floral gown that belonged to one of the women, police said.

Takashi Kanaguchi, 26, a Maizuru City (Kyoto Prefecture) resident and seaman assigned to the Takanami class destroyer Suzunami (DD-114), is accused of breaking into the establishment just after 5 a.m. Sunday morning, by kicking in the door which was locked at the time. Police said he took off his clothes and raped a 33-year-old woman in one of the rooms, and is also accused of biting her breasts. He then entered another room and raped a 31-year-old woman, before putting on a dress and running out of the store, police said. He is estimated to have been in the store for about 25 minutes.

Police received a call at around 7 a.m. from an employee at a hotel about 1.5 kilometers away, saying that a naked man had just forced his way into one of the rooms. Police rushed to the scene and held Kanaguchi, who was in a delirious state. Police received a call after 9 a.m. from one of the women at the sex shop, and then began to question Kanaguchi about the incident.

Police are investigating why it took the women several hours to report the crime. A third woman employed as a cleaning lady was also in the sex establishment at the time, and has told police that she thought Kanaguchi was a new staff member who helped attract clients.

Kanaguchi has admitted to the rape and other allegations, but was quoted by police as saying: “The man who did this has already died.”

A Maritime Self Defense Force official said that Kanaguchi had applied for a week’s leave from June 18, saying he was going to Kobe for some fun.